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02\/27\/2024 - The bedraggled zombie shuffled forward, \u201cBraaains for poor?\u201d<\/a><\/div>
02\/13\/2024 - The dog happily returned with the zombie\u2019s forearm<\/a><\/div>
01\/30\/2024 - The zombie was disappointed by supposed \u201cbrain food\u201d<\/a><\/div>
01\/16\/2024 - The zombies went hungry at the AI facility.<\/a><\/div>
01\/02\/2024 - He went viral but in the zombie sense.<\/a><\/div>
12\/19\/2023 - We cannot agree to disagree on "zombie problems."<\/a><\/div>
12\/05\/2023 - The zombie sniffed his brain. \u201cNo, thank you.\u201d<\/a><\/div>
11\/21\/2023 - He kept his zombie smashing on the <dl><\/a><\/div>
11\/07\/2023 - What do zombies call a neurologist\u2019s convention?<\/a><\/div>
10\/24\/2023 - His girlfriend only loved him for his braaains<\/a><\/div><\/div>");